I understand Curling. That high.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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