Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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