just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just gargled with NyQuil
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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