i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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