fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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