DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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