Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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