I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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