You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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