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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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BRING THE BAGELS
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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