Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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