yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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