I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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