5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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