Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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