like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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