Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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