Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
birth control should be required to get into college
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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