Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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