Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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