So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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