Whod you bang
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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