Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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