She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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