As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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