Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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