I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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