Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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