Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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