what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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