I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I fill condoms, not promises.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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