me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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