Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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