No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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