this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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