Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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