my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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