operation harelip BJ is a go
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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