Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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