so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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