But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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