question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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