it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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