He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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