I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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