True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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