On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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