What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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