ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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