when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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