their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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