Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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