i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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