Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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