this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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