I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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