I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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