I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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